*Peril is transported into another universe*

Peril: OK, let's see if Tsunami was telling the truth.

#2 Kestrel: What truth?

*Peril turned, and saw Kestrel standing close to a grown up version of Clay*

Peril: Three moons, it's true, isn't it? You two are mates?

#2 Kestrel: Yeah, what about it?

Peril: What about it, is that it's nasty as hell.

#2 Kestrel: Please, you're just a child, you'll learn when you're older.

Peril: Mother, don't make me murderize you.

#2 Clay: I don't think murderize is a word--

Peril: Stay out of this! Sorry Clay, but this is between me and this cougar.

#2 Kestrel: How dare you say that to your mother?

Peril: I'm sorry, would you much preferred tramp who gave birth to me?

#2 Kestrel: I may be your mother, but I can still beat your ass!

Peril: I will roast you like rotisserie!

#2 Clay: Guys, there's really no need for fighting!

*Clay from the original universe appeared*

Clay: I agree!

Peril: Clay! What are you doing here?

Clay: Tsunami put me on fire patrol.

Peril: Hmph. A little offensive

Peril: But at the same time...

*bursts into flames*

Peril: CLAY IS MINE, BITCHES!

#2 Kestrel: Holy shit!

Later:

*Clay and Peril were back in their universe*

Peril: OK, I may have gone overboard.

Clay: Yep...

Peril: ....So, we agree to never mention the bodies?

Clay: Oh, definitely.