*Qibli, Viper, Blaze, Jerboa were transported to the Caribbean universe*

Jerboa Sparrow II: Whoo! Sailing is the life! Don't you agree, crew?

Qibli-iam Turner: Yep!

Eliza-Blaze Swan: Absolutely!

Viper-beth Swan: *barfing over the deck*

Viper-beth: Blaagh!

Qibli-iam: You good?

Viper-beth: Shut the fuck up!

Viper-beth: Do you even know how to sail, Jerboa?

Jerboa Sparrow II: Of course....probably.

Viper-beth: This place sucks!

Qibli-iam: C'mon, it isn't that bad.

Viper-beth: Blaze and I got kidnapped by undead pirates for some goddamn reason!

Eliza-Blaze: And they were not handsome.

Qibli-iam: Hey, at least enjoy the gently breeze of the ocean-- HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

*a kraken started attacking them*

Viper-beth: Jerboa! Get us out of here!

Jerboa Sparrow II: Uh, I just remembered I can't sail!

*she jumps overboard*

Viper-beth: YOU STILL HAVE ANIMUS MAGIC, YOU BI--

*Ship drowns*

Later:

Winter: What the hell happened?

*Qibli was standing before him, dripping from seaweed*

Qibli: I...don't wanna talk about it.