*The DoD and the Guardians is sent to alternative universe*

Kestrel: Where the hell are we?

Clay: I'm not sure--

Sunny: Look!

*across from them, were complete copies, except the DoD were much older*

Tsunami: Who the fuck are you?

#2 Tsunami: Who the fuck are you?

Tsunami: I'm me.

#2 Tsunami: So am I.

Tsunami: Hmm.

#2 Tsunami: Hmm.

Everyone else: Stop.

Clay: Why were we sent here? And why do we look old?

#2 Clay: Hey! I'm not that old!

#2 Kestrel: Of course you're not.

Glory: Wow, did Kestrel just compliment Clay?

#2 Kestrel: Why shouldn't I? He's my mate.

Clay: *😨*

Glory: I am so fucking amused, right now.

Clay: W-what do mean by mate?

#2 Clay: Kestrel and I are together. Is there a problem with that?

Clay: Yeah! She was our superior!

#2 Clay: While, I do think she's super.

#2 Kestrel: Aww!

Kestrel: ARRGH!

Kestrel: What in the nine circles of hell is this!?

Clay: For once, I agree with you--

Kestrel: Don't you dare try to suck up to me, little monster!

Clay: What?

Kestrel: This free spirited mare will never be tamed!

Glory: Yep, still amused.

Later:

*Peril was on a phone call, while drinking coffee from a fire repellent cup*

Peril: Tsunami, calm down, you're shouting too much.

Peril: What's that about my mother?

Peril: .....*spits out coffee*

Peril: SHE DID WHAT--!?