Dare #22
Tsunami: OK, degenerates.
Winter: What now, Tsunami?
Tsunami: We have a new student here named Chameleon, I want you all to treat her with utmost respect.
Tsunami: And by all, I mean you *glares at Winter*
Winter: Well, fuck you too.
Tsunami: Anyway, she's waiting in the library. Remember, she's very shy, so don't overwhelm her.
Later:
*The Jade Winglet met up in the library. Chameleon had her back to them*
Winter: OK, let's greet her or whatever.
Turtle: Remember what Tsunami said, though.
Qibli: But Moon is also shy, and she turned out fine with us.
Moonwatcher: Actually, I stopped having a personality a long time ago.
Qibli: Good point. So, how should we approach Chameleon?
Winter: Ugh, I'll go.
Kinkajou: Nope! You'll just scare her off.
Winter: Hey! I can be gentle if I wanted to be!
Turtle: How do you suppose you should greet a new student?
Winter: Easy. I walk up to her and then...
Winter's imagination sequence go:
*Winter bursts through the door, with a spotlight on him*
Winter: CHAMELEON!
Chameleon: Yes? Who are you strange dragon I never met?
Winter: It is I! Winter!
Chameleon: *gasp* The queen's nephew?
Winter: Finally, someone notices!
Winter: Anyway, even though your tribe is a complete downgrade, would you like to be friends?
Chameleon: Sure! You're so respectful, and superior to all your Winglet.
Winter: Exactly. Now, let us frolic off together!
*cut to them frolicking on a sun lit beach--*
Kinkajou: Winter, that's not how real life works!
Winter: Reality is flawed.
Kinkajou: Just let me greet her first.
Winter: No way! Your obsessive shouting will annoy her.
Kinkajou: NO, IT WON'T!
*Kinkajou and Winter start arguing, while the rest of the Winglet tries to interfere*
Chameleon: Uh, hello?
*Jade Winglet turned to her*
Chameleon: Sorry to intrude. But, I just noticed you here, and was mustering up the courage to approach you...
Qibli: We were about to do the same. It's nice to meet you, Chameleon, we were told a lot about you.
Chameleon: It's nice to meet you guys too, I would love to be friends...if you have me, that is.
Kinkajou: OF COURSE!... *ahem* I mean, of course.
Chameleon: Great. I brought snacks *holds up fruit basket*
Winter: *sigh* I guess I'll skip.
Chameleon: There's also brownies.
Winter: ....You can replace Kinkajou.
Kinkajou: HEY!
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