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Dare #22

Tsunami: OK, degenerates.

Winter: What now, Tsunami?

Tsunami: We have a new student here named Chameleon, I want you all to treat her with utmost respect.

Tsunami: And by all, I mean you *glares at Winter*

Winter: Well, fuck you too.

Tsunami: Anyway, she's waiting in the library. Remember, she's very shy, so don't overwhelm her.

Later:

*The Jade Winglet met up in the library. Chameleon had her back to them*

Winter: OK, let's greet her or whatever.

Turtle: Remember what Tsunami said, though.

Qibli: But Moon is also shy, and she turned out fine with us.

Moonwatcher: Actually, I stopped having a personality a long time ago.

Qibli: Good point. So, how should we approach Chameleon?

Winter: Ugh, I'll go.

Kinkajou: Nope! You'll just scare her off.

Winter: Hey! I can be gentle if I wanted to be!

Turtle: How do you suppose you should greet a new student?

Winter: Easy. I walk up to her and then...

Winter's imagination sequence go:

*Winter bursts through the door, with a spotlight on him*

Winter: CHAMELEON!

Chameleon: Yes? Who are you strange dragon I never met?

Winter: It is I! Winter!

Chameleon: *gasp* The queen's nephew?

Winter: Finally, someone notices!

Winter: Anyway, even though your tribe is a complete downgrade, would you like to be friends?

Chameleon: Sure! You're so respectful, and superior to all your Winglet.

Winter: Exactly. Now, let us frolic off together!

*cut to them frolicking on a sun lit beach--*

Kinkajou: Winter, that's not how real life works!

Winter: Reality is flawed.

Kinkajou: Just let me greet her first.

Winter: No way! Your obsessive shouting will annoy her.

Kinkajou: NO, IT WON'T!

*Kinkajou and Winter start arguing, while the rest of the Winglet tries to interfere*

Chameleon: Uh, hello?

*Jade Winglet turned to her*

Chameleon: Sorry to intrude. But, I just noticed you here, and was mustering up the courage to approach you...

Qibli: We were about to do the same. It's nice to meet you, Chameleon, we were told a lot about you.

Chameleon: It's nice to meet you guys too, I would love to be friends...if you have me, that is.

Kinkajou: OF COURSE!... *ahem* I mean, of course.

Chameleon: Great. I brought snacks *holds up fruit basket*

Winter: *sigh* I guess I'll skip.

Chameleon: There's also brownies.

Winter: ....You can replace Kinkajou.

Kinkajou: HEY!



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