Dare #21
Scarlet: What kind of shit show is this?
*Albatross and Vulture were cuddling on a blanket*
Vulture: Haven't you heard? Albatross and I are dating now.
Scarlet: *turns to Albatross* So, you finally cracked a second time, old man?
Albatross: I don't know what you mean.
Scarlet: *roll eyes* You tried to kill Vulture on multiple occasions.
Albatross: I do not remember this.
Scarlet: Arrgh, forget it *leaves*
Albatross: *turns to Vulture*
Albatross: OK, now get off me.
Vulture: Just a few more minutes, please?
Albatross: No fucking way. We are only pretending to date, remember?
Vulture: But, why can't we make it official, huh?
Albatross: Because every moment of your sandy snout is a bane of my already shitty existence.
Vulture: Poetic, aren't ya?
Vulture: How about this? Just one kiss, and I'll leave you alone for the rest of the day.
Albatross: ....We'll kiss for 3 seconds.
Vulture: 1 minute.
Albatross: 5 seconds.
Vulture: 20 seconds.
Albatross: ...10 seconds.
Vulture: Deal.
*The two leaned, and pressed their lips together. Long story short: the kiss lasted longer than ten seconds, until they finally pulled back*
Vulture: Wow...so, what did you think?
Albatross: ...
Vulture: Albatross, what--
*Albatross lunged at him*
Vulture: OH, SHI--
*he was cut off, when Albatross kissed him again. It took a moment, before Vulture returned it*
Meanwhile:
*Scarlet eavesdropped from outside the room, only hearing strange noises and giggles*
Scarlet: Wow, they're good actors.
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