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Dare #21

Scarlet: What kind of shit show is this?

*Albatross and Vulture were cuddling on a blanket*

Vulture: Haven't you heard? Albatross and I are dating now.

Scarlet: *turns to Albatross* So, you finally cracked a second time, old man?

Albatross: I don't know what you mean.

Scarlet: *roll eyes* You tried to kill Vulture on multiple occasions.

Albatross: I do not remember this.

Scarlet: Arrgh, forget it *leaves*

Albatross: *turns to Vulture*

Albatross: OK, now get off me.

Vulture: Just a few more minutes, please?

Albatross: No fucking way. We are only pretending to date, remember?

Vulture: But, why can't we make it official, huh?

Albatross: Because every moment of your sandy snout is a bane of my already shitty existence.

Vulture: Poetic, aren't ya?

Vulture: How about this? Just one kiss, and I'll leave you alone for the rest of the day.

Albatross: ....We'll kiss for 3 seconds.

Vulture: 1 minute.

Albatross: 5 seconds.

Vulture: 20 seconds.

Albatross: ...10 seconds.

Vulture: Deal.

*The two leaned, and pressed their lips together. Long story short: the kiss lasted longer than ten seconds, until they finally pulled back*

Vulture: Wow...so, what did you think?

Albatross: ...

Vulture: Albatross, what--

*Albatross lunged at him*

Vulture: OH, SHI--

*he was cut off, when Albatross kissed him again. It took a moment, before Vulture returned it*

Meanwhile:

*Scarlet eavesdropped from outside the room, only hearing strange noises and giggles*

Scarlet: Wow, they're good actors.

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