*in the rainforest, Peacemaker was just minding his own business*

Turtle: *barges in*

Peacemaker: Haven't you ever heard of knocking!?

Turtle: Sorry, also...

*holds up amulet. The amulet began to glow, until shooting a column of light at Peacemaker. The light cleared, and Peacemaker was now Darkstalker again*

Darkstalker: HEY! I mean thank you-- BUT, HEY!

Turtle: Listen, you been dared to go to an alternative timeline and have a dragonet with an IceWing.

Darkstalker: Fuck to the No! I swore that I would never date anyone except Clearsight, and to give up on her for an IceWing of all dragons--

Turtle: Come on, it's been like...centuries!

Darkstalker: And I still can't get over her touching embrace...

Turtle: I think moving on will do some good for you, don't you agree?

Darkstalker: ...

Darkstalker: Fine, I'll try it out this once.

Turtle: Great. Now hold still.

*Turtle used the amulet to make a portal, and shoved Darkstalker inside*

Turtle: Have fun!

In a different timeline:

*an IceWing was having a peaceful lunch*

*Darkstalker falls from the sky*

Darkstalker: AHHHHH!

*lands on top of the IceWing's lunch*

Darkstalker: Uh...

Darkstalker: Sup', baby. How you doin'?

IceWing: AHHHHH--

Back to the present:

Winter: So, it's been a while, you think that psychopath completed the dare yet?

Turtle: I'm not sure--

Darkstalker: *comes in* I'm back!

*the two turned, and saw the animus, along with a IceWing next to him*

Turtle: Darkstalker, you did it!

Darkstalker: Yep, and it only took some patience and a restraining order to get through.

Darkstalker: Anyway, here's my kid. His name is Allatos.

Allatos: Sup'

Winter: ARRGH! YOU AGAIN!

Allatos: Hey, Winter.

Winter: Hey.

Winter: Also, now that the dare is finished... *drags Darkstalker away*

IceWing: W-what are you doing?

Winter: Sorry lady, I'm taking your husband.

IceWing: Nooooo!

Winter: Deal with it, drama queen!

Allatos: Dad, are you still gonna be present for Thanksgiving?

Darkstalker: Of course--

Winter: You don't deserve turkey!

Later:

*at the villain apartment*

Scarlet: Haha, Goldfish!

Morrowseer: We're playing checkers!

*Winter comes in, throws Darkstalker inside, then leaves*

Darkstalker: OK, that happened.

Morrowseer: Oh great, what now-- HOLY SHIT, I THOUGHT YOU WERE A MYTH!

Darkstalker: That's right, you thought.

Hawthorn: Welcome, new friend! Want some cookies? *holds up tray of cookies*

Darkstalker: Uh, sure. *picks up cookie*

*Darkstalker was about to eat it, when--"

Blister: *whispers* Psst! Don't eat that.

Darkstalker: ...

Blister: Don't. Do. It.

Darkstalker: Yep, this place already terrifies me.