*Winter was looking in the kitchen cabinets for some snacks*

Winter: Argh come on, I need my munchies.

*he looks in another cabinet, only to see a SandWing dragonet with mostly black markings*

Winter: What the--

Dragonet: *HISS!*

*jumps on Winter's face*

Winter: AHHHHH! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!

Qibli: *comes in* Winter, I heard your girly shrieks! What's wrong?

Winter: What the fuck do you think!? There's a wild dragonet on my face!

Qibli: Huh, that's so weird.

Winter: QIBLI!

Qibli: Oh, sorry!

*Qibli tries to pull the dragonet off Winter's face, on the same moment Vulture walked in*

Vulture: There you are, Tengu! Albatross was worried sick!

*Vulture stepped forward and tore the dragonet, supposedly Tengu, off Winter's face*

Winter: You know this little monster?

Vulture: Yes, he's my son.

Qibli: Bitch, what?

Vulture: Well, a bunch of us have been dared to adopt kids.

Winter: Oh thank moons we weren't dared that. We have enough kids as it is.

Vanilla: *walked in*

Vanilla: Fathers, I created art *holds up paper with red splattered over it*

Winter: That's very good, sweetie...did you use paint this time?

Vanilla: ...

Vanilla: *leaves*

Qibli: So, Vulture, what brings your kid here?

Vulture: The little rascal was trying to steal spoons.

Tengu: *holds up spoons* I like shiny things!

Vulture: Hmm. Now, that I'm here...you mind babysitting him?

Winter: Wait, what--

Vulture: Thanks!

*Vulture leaves, while leaving Tengu with Winter and Qibli*

Winter: That wrinkled pompous ass!

Qibli: Language! There is a child present.

Winter: Qibli, I swear in front of my kids all the time, and they turned out fine.

Dawn: *runs past*

Dawn: FAK! FAK! FAK!

Qibli: *glares at Winter*

Winter: That one's a loose canon.

*Turtle and Kinkajou came in*

Kinkajou: Guys, I have a surprise for you!

Winter: Let me guess: you have a child now?

*Kinkajou took out a pale emerald RainWing dragonet from behind her*

Kinkajou: Aw, how did you find out?

Winter: I'm a fucking magician.

Qibli: So, what's the little one's name?

Turtle: Her name is Leapfrog.

Winter: Why would you name her--

Leapfrog: Weeee! *leaps on his face*

Winter: AH! NOT AGAIN!

Kinkajou: Also, you're babysitting her. Bye!

*Her and Turtle leave, just when Peril and Clay brought in a firescales dragonet.*

Clay: I heard you guys did babysitting.

*Winter removes Leapfrog from his face, then turned to them*

Winter: Hell no! We are not taking in a firescales!

Peril: Don't worry, Turtle enchanted a necklace for Arson, to turn off his firescales.

Winter: He's not wearing a necklace.

Peril: .....FU--

Arson: Mommy! Daddy! I made a bonfire in the kitchen to keep the food warm!

Qibli: Oh no! The snacks! *runs to the kitchen*

*Icicle and Carnelian come in*

Icicle: Hey, Winter--

Winter: Just leave the little fucker here!

*Icicle puts down a Ice/Sky dragonet with red spots*

Icicle: He's name is Paprika, and don't let him near the knife drawer. Bye!

*both left*

Vanilla: *comes in*

Vanilla: Father, we ran out of red paint.

Paprika: Greetings.

Vanilla: Who might you be, address yourself.

Paprika: I am Paprika, and my parental guardians brought me here to get babysitted. 

Vanilla: In that case, would like to partake in the roleplay with my figurines, also known as playing dolls.

Paprika: Of course.

*the two walked off*

Qibli: Aww, Vanilla made a friend.

Vanilla: Finally, I found a worthy opponent.

Paprika: Our battle will be bloody and glorious.

Both: *nodded*

Winter: *sigh* I swear, if I have to babysit another kid--

Morrowseer: Too bad, fucker.

Winter: Goddammit!

Morrowseer: Take this little monster for me.

Winter: Morrowseer, that's a fucking teenager!

*Morrowseer had a sparkly black dragonet beside him, and she was tapping on her phone*

Morrowseer: Yeah, this is all the orphanage near Blister and I could afford. And of course, she had to be a Rain/Night hybrid

Morrowseer: Starling! Get off your damn phone!

Starling: Bite me, old man

Morrowseer: That's it! *takes phone*

Starling: Hey!

Morrowseer: You get this back when you stop being a little bitch.

Starling: Then, what about this? *holds up his wallet*

Morrowseer: How the--

Starling: You get this back when you stop being an asshole.

Morrowseer: ....fair enough.

Winter: Argh, is there any last minute children I need to babysit?

*Cricket, Blue, Sundew, and Willow walked in*

Cricket: Hey, we heard--

Winter: GET THE FUCK OUT!

Blue: But--

Winter: ARSON, HUG THEM!

Arson: *runs up to them* Hugs!

Willow: Nevermind!

*they leave*

Meanwhile:

Darkstalker: Clearsight, I heard this new dare involved dragons adopting kids?

Clearsight: That is correct.

Darkstalker: Why don't we adopt then?

Clearsight: Because...

*takes out a newborn dragonet*

Clearsight: We already have a child.

Darkstalker: ...Is that..is that ours?

Clearsight: Yes. Her name is Shadowhunter.

Darkstalker: Oh my god, why didn't you tell me?

Clearsight: Darky, I wasn't even trying to hide it.

Darkstalker: Wow, I can be real oblivious.

Darkstalker: But, that doesn't matter now. I'm just so happy for us!

Clearsight: Me too.

*both kissed*

Darkstalker: We should celebrate! How about date night in Possibility?

Clearsight: But, someone needs to watch over Shadowhunter.

Darkstalker: Hmm..

Later:

*Darkstalker crashes into Winter and Qibli's place, holding Shadowhunter in a baby harness around his chest*

Darkstalker: I heard you did babysitting!

*Winter was currently being climbed on by a bunch of kids*

Winter: FUUUUC--