Peril: Everyone!

Winter: What is it, you overcooked turd?

Peril: Put a cork in it, Elsa.

Peril: Anyway, I would like you to meet my new friend. Vulcan!

*a dragon stepped in, and waved at them*

Vulcan: H-hey.

Winter: Be honest, Vulcan...how much did she pay you to be her friend?

*Peril poked Winter*

Winter: SHIIIIIT!

Qibli: I'll go get the first aid kit, again. *walks off*

Moonwatcher: So Vulcan, can you tell us more about yourself?

Vulcan: Oh man, I don't know where to start...

Peril: Do the thing! Do the thing!

Vulcan: Huh?

Vulcan: Oh yeah!

*then, a sapphire glow grew between his scales*

Kinkajou: WOW!

Turtle: You're a firescales too?

Peril: Yep, and he can control it. Pretty cool, huh?

Turtle: Definitely.

Peril: *sigh* I wish I can turn my scales off and on automatically.

Vulcan: Can't Turtle just enchant an object to make you do so?

Peril & Turtle: ...

Peril: Ah fuck! Why didn't we think about that earlier!?

Turtle: We are unsmart...