Winter: Ugh, I am so bored!

Kinkajou: Quiet down, you're ruining my vibe with your whining.

Winter: Loading fucks to give...

Winter: None found. Try again later.

Kinkajou: That does it!

*lunges at him, and the two wrestle on the floor*

Moonwatcher: Guys, stop it! We have visitors!

Kinkajou: Visitors?

Winter: Huh?

*two dragons walked in. One was peach with black and gold markings on his neck, and had red feathered wings*

Hawks: Hey there, the name is Hawks. And this here, is Ares.

*The other dragon was a reddish colour, with a black underbelly, a fiery glow between his scales, and emerald eyes*

Ares: Sup'

Moonwatcher: They were invited over to look around Jade Mountain Academy.

Hawks: Yep, totally not here to hide from assassins. Hehe.

Winter: ....Why you acting sus?

Hawks: What gives you that impression?

Ares: Well, you are a terrible liar.

Hawks: Hey! Who's side are you on?

Ares: *shrugs*

Kinkajou: So, assassins are coming to get you, Hawks?

Hawks: Pretty much.

Qibli: Why are you so calm about this?

Hawks: Why shouldn't I? It's just an average Tuesday.

Winter: OK, what about your boyfriend over here, does he have any secrets?

Ares: I sold my soul.

Winter: ...OK...anything else?

Ares: Hmm. There's also this *body ignites in flames*

Winter: AHHHHH!

Later:

Hawks: And, that's another establishment we've been kicked out of.

Ares: Sorry.

*Hawks kisses him on the cheek*

Hawks: It's fine. C'mon, let's get some bagels at the bagel shop.

Ares: Looks like it's being robbed, though.

Hawks: Wait, what?

*meanwhile, the villains were robbing the bagel shop*

Scarlet: Don't fucking move! I have a spork!

Worker: Oh my god, she has a spork!

Morrowseer: This is what happens when you forget your wallet, Darkstalker!

Darkstalker: Stop lecturing me, and grab that decorative coffee mug!

Hawks & Ares: ...

Hawks: Ares, you now the drill.

Ares: I'll buy the bagels, while you take care of these guys.

Hawks: Yep *flies into bagel store*

Hawthorn: *gasp* Is that a chicken?

Morrowseer: Hawthorn, what the fuck are you--

*the villains scream, as Hawks swooped down at them. Meanwhile, Ares was ordering by the counter*