Winter: Hey, Kinks?

Kinkajou: Aren't you gonna say tree rat?

Winter: Why would I do that?

Kinkajou: ...Have you met you?

Winter: *sigh*

Winter: OK, listen. We been dared...to kiss.

Kinkajou: Ah, fuck. Do we have to?

Winter: Do you want to defy the dare gods?

Kinkajou: Fine...let's get this trainwreck over with.

Winter: You have better brushed your teeth.

Kinkajou: *mocking* You have better brushed your teeth.

*the two glared at each other, before reluctantly kissing. Then, they pulled back*

Winter: ....That wasn't terrible.

Kinkajou: Yeah, I agree, I expected far worse.

Winter: So, you have any feelings for me?

Kinkajou: Hell no. You?

Winter: Definitely not.

Kinkajou: Huh, it's kinda silly we made such a fuss over this dare.

Winter: Yeah, what were we even worried about--

Flame: Were you two kissing just now?

Winter: Wait, we can explain--

Flame: Nah, I'm gonna tell everybody.

Kinkajou: Wait--

Flame: EVERYONE, WINTERJOU IS CANON!

Sora: I fucking called it!

Anemone: Well, that's something.

Squid: I call dibs on being best man on their wedding and divorce!

Winter: ....Shit.

Kinkajou: We done goofed up.

Winter: Yep.