Kinkajou: EVERYONE!

Winter: Da fuck, tree rat!?

Kinkajou: Look who I found, while rummaging through the bushes!

Winter: Why the fuck were you in the bushes--

Kinkajou: I don't need to explain my life!

Kinkajou: Anyway, I think Turtle is especially going to like this surprise.

Turtle: Really? What is it?

Kinkajou: Hehe...

Kinkajou: Introducing: Megalodon!

*a dragon walked into the room, with pure black scales, gold bioluminescent scales, and gold starburst on his wings*

Megalodon: Hi.

Winter: Kinks, who is this rando?

Megalodon: Well, I'm--

Kinkajou: HE'S TURTLE'S HALF BROTHER!

Winter: Wut?

Moonwatcher: Oh.

Qibli: This is surprising.

Umber: Fucking called it.

Turtle: Wait...HUH!?

Megalodon: Yeah...nice to meet you?

Turtle: Nice to meet you too.

Turtle: Wow, sorry if I'm a little confused--

Megalodon: No, it's alright. I'm just glad to finally meet you...

Turtle: Me too.

*both hugged*

Kinkajou: *sniff* So precious...

Turtle: I definitely need some explanation from my mother.

Later, in the Sea Kingdom:

Coral: Wait, what?

Megalodon: I'm your son, you really don't remember?

Coral: Sweetie, I can't remember most of my sons names.

Fin: Happy Mother's Day!

Coral: Who are you?

Fin: :'-)

Megalodon: I'm kinda glad I wasn't raised in the Sea Kingdom.

Turtle: Brother, you have no idea.