Dare #127
Sundew: OK, Bumblebee. It's time you learn how to ride a bike.
Bumblebee: Bike?
Sundew: Yep, it's when you ride this thing right here...for some goddamn reason.
Bumblebee: Snudoo! I don't wanna!
Sundew: Well, why not?
Bumblebee: It looks scary!
Sundew: C'mon, it's not that bad. And to prove it, Swordtail will be demonstrating.
Swordtail: I am here!
Sundew: Shut up, and get on the bike.
Swordtail: Whatever you say, miss.
*Swordtail gets on bike*
Sundew: See, it's not--
Swordtail: Ow!
Sundew: Swordtail, what did you do?
Swordtail: I fell.
Sundew: How!? The bike has training wheels!
Swordtail: Well, they must be defective!
Sundew: *😬*
Bumblebee: I don't wanna fall!
Sundew: You won't fall, I promise.
Sundew: Let's try something else.
*Sundew walked up to Swordtail and put him upright*
Sundew: I'm going to hold onto Swordtail, to make sure he doesn't fall.
Swordtail: And you promise to not let go?
Sundew: Shut the fuck up.
Sundew: OK, now watch carefully, Bumblebee.
*Sundew started gently pushing Swordtail*
Swordtail: Three moons, I'm doing it!
Sundew: Now...
*Sundew slowly let's go of him*
Sundew: See, Bumblebee? Swordtail is riding on his own.
Swordtail: Wait, what--
*he crashes into a wall*
Sundew & Bumblebee: ...
Later, in the hospital:
*Swordtail laid in bed, with a cast around his leg*
Swordtail: You promised to not let go! You liar!
Sundew: You were suppose to be an example, you idiot!
Swordtail: It's good to know that my leafy green friend is siding with the bike demons.
Bumblebee: Bad Snudoo!
Swordtail: Yeah! Bad Bad Snudoo!
Sundew: *facepalm*
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