*Umber was looking around his house*

Umber: Shrapnel? Where are you?

Winter: Hey there, you dumpling fuck.

Umber: Ah! Winter, I thought I took away your keys!

Winter: And you still forget to lock your fucking windows.

Winter: Anyway, Shrapnel and I were dared to switch places. So, I'm your husband now.

Umber: I don't like where this is going...

Winter: Too bad, you're stuck with me!

Winter: So, can I have a sandwich?

Umber: Make it yourself, you lazy ass.

Winter: Wow. Is that how you treat your husband?

Umber: No, it's how I treat the dragon I'm divorced to.

Winter: Oh.

Meanwhile:

Dawn: Mr Shrapnel, why are you taking Daddy's place?

Shrapnel: It's only for today, hon.

Vanilla: As our substitute parental figure, will you still serve us pancakes?

Shrapnel: I'm not really sure how, maybe if Qibli helped me--

Armadillo: I don't think that's an option.

Shrapnel: Why?

*Armadillo pointed to Qibli, who was sulking on the sofa in blankets*

Qibli: I miss Winter!

Qibli: *sobs*

Shrapnel: Three moons...

Shrapnel: Qibli, he hasn't been gone that long.

Qibli: Long enough for the void in my heart to surface!

*knock knock*

Shrapnel: What now?

*Shrapnel headed to the door, and opened it to reveal Umber holding Winter*

Umber: Here, keep him.

*drops Winter onto the doormat*

Winter: Ow!

Qibli: WINTER!

*runs up and hugs the IceWing*

Qibli: Don't ever leave me again!

Winter: I've been gone for five fucking min...

Winter: Forget it. I missed you too, Qibli.

Shrapnel: Umber, wanna explain what happened?

Umber: Well, Winter and I will be taking our divorce to court. And we'll be fighting for custody over the snacks.

Winter: YOU WON'T TAKE MY BABIES AS LONG AS I LIVE!