Hawthorn: *humming*

Scarlet: Hawthorn, why do I smell something burning?

Hawthorn: Well, my friend and I are making something special for you guys.

Scarlet: OK? Does this friend happen to involve you going to a doctor anytime soon?

Hawthorn: Probably. But, that's not important now.

Hawthorn: Wanna try this?

*He showed her a steaming pot*

Scarlet: Blah! That smells terrible! What the fuck is in there?

Hawthorn: Something wonderful...

*Scarlet suddenly felt dizzy, and she was now in control of the Othermind*

Othermind: Very well done, Hawthorn.

Hawthorn: Yay! I did something!

Othermind: Soon, we'll be in control over these fools!

Othermind: New minion! Bring me your most powerful member!

Scarlet: Bitch, ain't I enough?

Othermind: Eh, no offense, but you're kinda--

Scarlet: Oh, so you would rather have any other dragon as your slave, while you have a perfectly good one over here.

Othermind: What are you saying-- What is happening!?

Hawthorn: I forgot to tell you that Scarlet is a bit egoistical.

Scarlet: Am not, you jerk!

Othermind: Forgot it! Hawthorn, spread the mind control to the others!

Hawthorn: On it!

*Hawthorn carried the pot to the other room, where the rest of the villains were watching television*

Darkstalker: Hawthorn, there you are! You're just in time for movie night.

Vulture: Only if these two brainlets stop fighting over the remote.

*Burn and Blister growled at each other*

Blister: I told you, science fiction is where it's at!

Burn: We're watching a horror movie and that's final!

Albatross: Fuck you two! I want some wholesome rom-com!

Morrowseer: Shut the fuck up, you whiny bastards!

Morrowseer: Also, Hawthorn, I saved you place on the armrest of my recliner chair.

Othermind: What are you waiting for!? Do something!

Hawthorn: But...they're my friends.

Othermind: So?

Hawthorn: I have been opened to society long enough, to understand that mind controlling friends is not cool.

Othermind: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?

Hawthorn: Is it okay with you, if I don't go along with your plan?

Othermind: NO--

Hawthorn: Thanks!

Later:

*the villains were watching a movie together*

Burn: Scarlet, pass the popcorn.

Scarlet: Your pitiful popcorn will rot, when the green reckoning comes to feed us to the soil!

Burn: What are you, a vegan?

Hawthorn: See, Othermind? It's not so bad to be a functional member of society.

Othermind: I despise everything about this.

Hawthorn: Oh, stop complaining.

Darkstalker: Hawthorn, I'm going to the kitchen, do you want something?

Othermind: THE SOULS OF THE INNOCENT!

Hawthorn: A bagel.

Othermind: NOOOOO!

Hawthorn: Two bagels.

Darkstalker: ...

Darkstalker: OK, I'm choosing to pretend to no longer read minds...