Dare #118
Winter: Time for some morning snacks--
Winter: WHAT IN THE SANDWICH FUCK?
*standing before him, was another version of Winter, a skeleton cloaked in blue fire*
Winter: Who the hell are you?
Ghost Winter: I'm technically you...but, I'm a Ghost Rider.
Winter: What in three moons is that?
Ghost Winter: Basically sold my soul to the devil, now I reap sinners for all eternity.
Winter: For some reason, that doesn't sound too farfetched...
Qibli: *comes in* Winter, why are you yelling--
Qibli: WHOA! WHO IS THIS, AND WHY IS HE ON FIRE?
Winter: Qibli, this is me from another dimension, and parentally sold his soul...as if I had one in the first place.
Qibli: Wow, he looks so cool!
Winter: Hey, I'm the only cool one here!
Qibli: I don't think you can top hellfire, dude.
Winter: Please, I am the original, and he's just some brand of copyrighted material!
Ghost Winter: If you excuse me, I'll be doing my job.
Qibli: Where are you going?
Ghost Winter: Nothing of your concerns.
Later:
*Ghost Winter kicked down the door of the villains apartment*
Ghost Winter: OK, which one of you freeloaders am I suppose to kill first?
Morrowseer: Me! Me! Me!
Darkstalker: What Morrowseer wanted to say, is...would you rather Netflix and chill instead?
Ghost Winter: ...
*minutes later, everyone was gathered around the TV*
Ghost Winter: You were right, this is so much better.
Darkstalker: Told ya.
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