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Dare #117

*Blister and Morrowseer returned from home after going to the store*

Morrowseer: I can't believe they ran out of soft pretzels!

Blister: Ugh, now Queen Uggo Face is gonna throw a hissy fit.

Morrowseer: Now that I think of it, where is Scarlet?

Blister: Yeah, and where are the other mistakes?

*the two looked around for any signs of their roommates, and then finally look in the living room*

Blister: Holy fuck.

*the rest of villains, had now turned into dragonets!*

Morrowseer: You got to be kidding me!

Hawthorn: Henlo!

Blister: Oh great, it had to be babies.

Morrowseer: Maybe this is temporary, we should take care of them for the time being.

Blister: This is gonna be a nightmare...

Blister: Well, unless one good thing came out of this.

*Blister knelt down in front of Little Burn*

Blister: Not so tough now, Sister.

*Burn growls and bites her talon*

Blister: Ah, you little shit!

Morrowseer: Blister, don't swear in front of kids!

Morrowseer: DARKSTALKER, GET OFF THE FUCKING COUNTER!

Darkstalker: *😝*

Later:

Morrowseer: Blister, do you know where Scarlet is!?

Blister: She's in her bedroom! Also, where's Darkstalker?

Morrowseer: Oh no, don't tell me you lost the all powerful dragonet!

Blister: I can't handle everything, Morrowseer! I already have to take Vulture and Scarlet to their ballet recital!

Morrowseer: We have to find him, or-- ALBATROSS, STOP CHEWING ON THE WIRES!

Albatross: *chomp chomp*

Hawthorn: Morry! Burn's teasing me!

Morrowseer: Burn, we talked about this!

Burn: Not my fault! He sprouted dandelions from my sandwich!

Morrowseer: Hawthorn!

Hawthorn: Woopsie.

Scarlet: Blister, we're gonna be late!

Blister: Sorry Morrowseer, but I have to go, the kids are waiting in the mini van.

*Beep Beep!*

Blister: Hold your damn horses, I'm coming! *leaves*

Morrowseer: I have to find Darkstalker!

Whirlpool: Before you do that, do you mind helping me first?

*Albatross was chewing on Whirlpool's arm*

Morrowseer: Nah *leaves*

Whirlpool: Don't leave me...

Later:

*Morrowseer was running through the rainforest*

Morrowseer: OK, you useless cunts! Have any of you seen a dragonet?

RainWing: What do you mean?

Morrowseer: He's a Night/Ice hybrid, and goes by Darkstalker.

RainWing: Never seen him, but maybe our queen will know.

Morrowseer: Thanks for nothing!

*Morrowseer marches into Glory's throne room*

Morrowseer: YOU!

Glory: Argh, what do you want?

Morrowseer: Don't fuck with me, lady! My mother's adrenaline are kicking in, and I can see every equation!

Glory: Da fuck?

Morrowseer: I don't even know! Anyway, you better tell me where Darkstalker is, or I'm burning this place to the ground!

Glory: Oh please, even you're not that crazy to--

Morrowseer: *lights match*

Glory: Holy shit!

Morrowseer: So, am I gonna get some answers?

Glory: Dude, chill. Maybe, this parenting thing is making you a little stressed?

Morrowseer: No, I'm perfectly rational.

Morrowseer: Now, how many shit do I have to burn, to get my baby back?

Hope: I think, you meant my baby.

*both turned, and saw Hope holding Little Darkstalker*

Morrowseer: Three moons, there you are, you little gnat!

Hope: I found him at my doorstep, you mind explaining this?

Morrowseer: Nope.

*grabs Darkstalker and leaves*

Later, in the apartment:

*Morrowseer and Blister collapsed on the couch*

Morrowseer: *sigh*

Morrowseer: That was hell.

Blister: At least you didn't have to sit through recital, getting gossiped on by the local Karens.

Morrowseer: Did you leave any of them alive?

Blister: Eh, mostly.

Morrowseer: But, we got through it. We should be proud ourselves.

Clearsight: You do realize you two gave up halfway through, and I ended doing all the work.

Morrowseer: We don't pay you to criticize us.

Clearsight: You don't pay me at all--

Blister: Anyway, at least the spell wore off.

Morrowseer: Yep, so we don't have to worry about-- ALBATROSS, WHAT DID I SAY?

Albatross: *chewing wires*

Albatross: I have my own free will, dammit.


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