Dare #117
*Blister and Morrowseer returned from home after going to the store*
Morrowseer: I can't believe they ran out of soft pretzels!
Blister: Ugh, now Queen Uggo Face is gonna throw a hissy fit.
Morrowseer: Now that I think of it, where is Scarlet?
Blister: Yeah, and where are the other mistakes?
*the two looked around for any signs of their roommates, and then finally look in the living room*
Blister: Holy fuck.
*the rest of villains, had now turned into dragonets!*
Morrowseer: You got to be kidding me!
Hawthorn: Henlo!
Blister: Oh great, it had to be babies.
Morrowseer: Maybe this is temporary, we should take care of them for the time being.
Blister: This is gonna be a nightmare...
Blister: Well, unless one good thing came out of this.
*Blister knelt down in front of Little Burn*
Blister: Not so tough now, Sister.
*Burn growls and bites her talon*
Blister: Ah, you little shit!
Morrowseer: Blister, don't swear in front of kids!
Morrowseer: DARKSTALKER, GET OFF THE FUCKING COUNTER!
Darkstalker: *😝*
Later:
Morrowseer: Blister, do you know where Scarlet is!?
Blister: She's in her bedroom! Also, where's Darkstalker?
Morrowseer: Oh no, don't tell me you lost the all powerful dragonet!
Blister: I can't handle everything, Morrowseer! I already have to take Vulture and Scarlet to their ballet recital!
Morrowseer: We have to find him, or-- ALBATROSS, STOP CHEWING ON THE WIRES!
Albatross: *chomp chomp*
Hawthorn: Morry! Burn's teasing me!
Morrowseer: Burn, we talked about this!
Burn: Not my fault! He sprouted dandelions from my sandwich!
Morrowseer: Hawthorn!
Hawthorn: Woopsie.
Scarlet: Blister, we're gonna be late!
Blister: Sorry Morrowseer, but I have to go, the kids are waiting in the mini van.
*Beep Beep!*
Blister: Hold your damn horses, I'm coming! *leaves*
Morrowseer: I have to find Darkstalker!
Whirlpool: Before you do that, do you mind helping me first?
*Albatross was chewing on Whirlpool's arm*
Morrowseer: Nah *leaves*
Whirlpool: Don't leave me...
Later:
*Morrowseer was running through the rainforest*
Morrowseer: OK, you useless cunts! Have any of you seen a dragonet?
RainWing: What do you mean?
Morrowseer: He's a Night/Ice hybrid, and goes by Darkstalker.
RainWing: Never seen him, but maybe our queen will know.
Morrowseer: Thanks for nothing!
*Morrowseer marches into Glory's throne room*
Morrowseer: YOU!
Glory: Argh, what do you want?
Morrowseer: Don't fuck with me, lady! My mother's adrenaline are kicking in, and I can see every equation!
Glory: Da fuck?
Morrowseer: I don't even know! Anyway, you better tell me where Darkstalker is, or I'm burning this place to the ground!
Glory: Oh please, even you're not that crazy to--
Morrowseer: *lights match*
Glory: Holy shit!
Morrowseer: So, am I gonna get some answers?
Glory: Dude, chill. Maybe, this parenting thing is making you a little stressed?
Morrowseer: No, I'm perfectly rational.
Morrowseer: Now, how many shit do I have to burn, to get my baby back?
Hope: I think, you meant my baby.
*both turned, and saw Hope holding Little Darkstalker*
Morrowseer: Three moons, there you are, you little gnat!
Hope: I found him at my doorstep, you mind explaining this?
Morrowseer: Nope.
*grabs Darkstalker and leaves*
Later, in the apartment:
*Morrowseer and Blister collapsed on the couch*
Morrowseer: *sigh*
Morrowseer: That was hell.
Blister: At least you didn't have to sit through recital, getting gossiped on by the local Karens.
Morrowseer: Did you leave any of them alive?
Blister: Eh, mostly.
Morrowseer: But, we got through it. We should be proud ourselves.
Clearsight: You do realize you two gave up halfway through, and I ended doing all the work.
Morrowseer: We don't pay you to criticize us.
Clearsight: You don't pay me at all--
Blister: Anyway, at least the spell wore off.
Morrowseer: Yep, so we don't have to worry about-- ALBATROSS, WHAT DID I SAY?
Albatross: *chewing wires*
Albatross: I have my own free will, dammit.
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