*Whirlpool crawled out of his grave*

Whirlpool: I'm alive!

*Tsunami runs up, holding a shovel*

Tsunami: OH, FUCK NO!

Whirlpool: AHHHHH!

*Tsunami was about to hit Whirlpool over the head, but then Clay stopped her*

Clay: Tsunami, don't!

Tsunami: Clay, why are you protecting this idiot?

Clay: Well, he was dared to come back to life and meet everyone.

Tsunami: You do understand, THAT HE TRIED TO KILL ME!

Whirlpool: Because you're a crazy bitch!

Tsunami: I WILL SMITE YOU, SO HELP--

Clay: Tsunami, can you go into rage mode after the dare is done?

Tsunami: *😠*

Tsunami: Fine! But, I won't like it.

Whirlpool: Phew!

*Anemone walked up*

Anemone: Hey, what are you doing--

*sees Whirlpool*

Whirlpool: Oh shit--

Anemone: Why. Won't. You. DIE?

Clay: OK Anemone, calm down.

Anemone: Fuck that! Tsunami, hand me the shovel.

Tsunami: With pleasure.

Whirlpool: *😓*

Later:

*in the villain apartment*

Darkstalker: So, you were chase here by two SeaWings holding shovels?

Whirlpool: Yeah.

Darkstalker: Well, welcome to the club I guess. What are you in here for?

Whirlpool: I wanted to be king.

Darkstalker: Same here. And, how did that go?

Whirlpool: Not well, I refused to marry that brute Tsunami. So, I thought I could kill her, and marry Anemone instead.

Darkstalker: Wait, isn't Anemone half your age?

Whirlpool: Yes.

Darkstalker: ...

10 minutes later:

Hawthorn: Darkstalker, why are you holding our new roommate over a tank filled with electric eels?

Darkstalker: Trust me, this is for the best.

Whirlpool: AHHHHH!