Dare #111
*in the Scorpion Den*
Morrowseer: ARRGH!
Sunny: C'mon, try to have some fun.
Morrowseer: How can I do that, when I'm spending time with the most insufferable dragons in the world?
Dune: I'm not too keen on you, either.
Thorn: Listen to my daughter, you stone-faced son a bitch.
Sunny: A little aggressive, but, thanks Mom.
Sunny: Anyway, it's just for the day. Let's enjoy it!
Dune: You do know that this is the Scorpion Den? Aka: the hive nest of the most shittiest dragons in the world.
Sunny: Think positive! Let's have dinner.
After dinner:
Sunny: OK, I apologize, I didn't know that the chef would chase us with a butcher knife if we asked for salt.
Thorn: Nah, Chef Cactus has always been sensitive about people ruining this perfect dishes.
Chef Cactus: SALT RUINS THE EXPERIENCE, YOU FUCKING WANKERS!
*Sunny dodged a knife attack*
Sunny: OK...let's go somewhere else. Like the mall!
Later:
Thorn: Morrowbitch, you cashed out my credit card!
Morrowseer: So? You're a queen.
Thorn: That's not the point! What did you even buy?
Morrowseer: I can tell what you didn't a buy: a decent attitude.
Thorn: *punches him*
Morrowseer: Help! This crazy woman is attacking me!
Morrowseer: How do I get a #MeToo out of this bitch!?
Sunny: So, Dune, what do you think of your prosthetic leg?
Dune: Eh, it works. Still would've preferred the one with lasers.
Sunny: Sorry, someone took the last one.
Winter: *holds up laser prosthetic*
Winter: Haha! See ya, sucker!
Thorn: Sunny, I finished beating up Morrowseer, are you done yet?
Sunny: Yeah! And I just made a new friend.
Thorn: Oh, who is it?
Sunny: Well, his name is Stabber. And he asked me to take his card.
Thorn: ...Sunny, check his card.
Sunny: Alright, but I don't know-- Oh dear! I have made a mistake.
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