Dare #108
*Sunny, Moonwatcher, Morrowseer, and Stonemover, snuck into Winter and Qibli's place*
Sunny: OK, we have to go quietly.
Stonemover: Got it.
*makes screeching sounds, as he moves across the floor*
Morrowseer: What the fuck, Stone?
Stonemover: I am literally 50 percent rock, what did you expect?
Moonwatcher: OK, then you'll be lookout.
Stonemover: Alright.
*the three headed into the kitchen, where they find the safe*
Moonwatcher: Remember, Winter is very protective over his snacks. If he catches us--
???: More like when.
*they all froze, and saw Winter, with Dawn by his side*
Winter: Hello, fuckers.
Dawn: *growl*
Morrowseer: Stonemover, you were suppose to be lookout!
Stonemover: Oh yeah...
Stonemover: LOOK OUT!
Morrowseer: *facepalms*
Dawn: Do I chase them now, Dad?
Winter: No, sweetheart. These intruders deserve a more fitting punishment.
Winter: *whistles*
*Vanilla steps out*
Vanilla: I will do my best to execute the predecessors.
Vanilla: *turns on chainsaw*
Morrowseer: OH, FOR FUCK'S SAKE--
Later:
Morrowseer: Well, we just survived a run in with a toddler holding a chainsaw.
Moonwatcher: What did I tell ya? Winter sure does love his snacks.
Stonemover: Hehe.
Morrowseer: What are you laughing about?
Stonemover: While you guys were distracted, I managed to get to the safe, and grab this!
*lifts up brownie*
Sunny: Ooh! That's amazing!
Moonwatcher: But, how did you open the safe?
Stonemover: I had inside help.
*a SandWing in a trenchcoat and glasses, suddenly came up*
Stonemover: *splits brownie half, and gives one half to the SandWing*
Stonemover: Your take.
???: Thanks.
Moonwatcher: Qibli, is that you?
???: No! Why would you--
*accidentally drops glasses*
Qibli: ...
Moonwatcher: ...
Qibli: I WAS NEVER HERE! *runs*
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