Dare #104
*Jambu was on a picnic date, with female RainWing named Chameleon*
Jambu: Look at the stars, man.
Jambu: They're like...sparkly and stuff.
Chameleon: Yeah, I see it, really pretty.
Jambu: You look pretty, too.
Chameleon: *blushes* What?
Jambu: I mean, I'm being honest.
Chameleon: Well, I think you're pretty cool yourself.
*the two looked at each other, before eventually turning away*
Chameleon: This was not what I was expecting at all.
Jambu: Same here, dudette.
Chameleon: We should do this more often.
Jambu: Agreed...
Later:
*Jambu was laying on the Glory's sofa, chatting to Glory about his date*
Glory: Oh, so it went good?
Jambu: It went great actually, Chameleon is a swell girl.
Glory: You know what this means?
Jambu: A step closer to achieving happiness?
Glory: Yep. More specifically, my happiness.
Jambu: What do you mean?
Glory: If you're dating someone, then that's a step closer to...it's better if I explain in a different way.
*a spotlight then landed on her, and she was handed a mic*
Glory- It means you can get your ass outta my house 🎶
Glory- I'm tired of seeing your face, you're a total disgrace! 🎶
Jambu: ...
Glory- You can get your ass outta my house 🎶
Glory- How many times did I shout?: Seriously, get your ass out! 🎶
Glory- Get...Your ass..OUT! 🎶
Jambu: Hmm. I feel like you're trying to tell me something.
Glory: *😑*
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