★ kee speaks you're about to see what 3 yrs of crushing on a side character + delusions + wanting a boyfriend + frequent self indulgent writing does to a mf

• okay let's go i am excited !!! woooo also wattpad is down so im doing this in my notes

• ok so when you're dating him he's gonna spoil you so bad

• i think this already showed in my previous oneshots but if he knows you like something (either you say it or he observed it) he's going to get it for you

• "woah that's so pretty :( im two dollars short though" BOOM it's under your pillow a few days later "did that sign say on sale?" theres a box of things you'd like from that store under your bed the following day

• hes very sneaky w it

• speaking of that i also think he goes all out w special occasions, so he's very dedicated when it comes to you because you're his s/o

• also somehow great at planning surprise parties?? good for him

• so anniversaries and your birthday, etc. he's gonna put a lot of work into making you feel special >:)

• ooo also on holidays or just changing of seasons i think he'd like to decorate with you. i don't know why i just feel like he'd like decorating and putting up displays 

• oh also. don't think that you're spared from pranks. 

• you get the least damaging ones though 👍 however when he was in the crushing stage you got the worst ones

• he still does small pranks on you to spice up your day or whatever

• he likes seeing your reaction and yes if it upsets you he'll make up for it

• also does he tease you? yes. a lot. just for shits and giggles you're not spared from the teasing either

• canon that this boy cannot cook at ALL not even toast bread so he's gonna rely on you for midnight snacks n stuff

• personally as someone whose love language is cooking i would make anything for him any time and anywhere

• when he can't steal food or see anything he likes he's gonna snuggle up to you and give you puppy eyes and go "hi can you make me ____ :3"

• he probably forgets to say please but the look on his face makes up for it

• also i hc that he's a picky eater so sometimes you have to convince him to try food

• he's willing to cook with you or help though

• he stirs trouble for no reason by hiding ingredients or distracting you but he help

• give him kisses he likes that shit

• like literally anywhere

• he also likes kisses in ticklish spots bcs they make him giggle

• and cuddles

• oh also someone said he likes to be the little spoon and i agree, i was there guys i spoon him at night

• throws the blanket over you when getting into bed w you but ends up hogging it in his sleep later lol

• he likes to lean/lay on you when he's tired and then he'll mumble things while you listen

• in a whiny/low voice

• babygirl behavior smh

• for pda, that depends on your preference because he'll adjust to it either way

• however a few weeks into your relationship if you're okay w it he's gonna randomly kiss you out of habit

• sometimes he doesn't even realize bcs it's instinct to him

• or he'll do it when he thinks no one's watching/noticing

• probably like on the hand or on your cheek

• he also likes to be touching you all the time so if you're around his height/taller than him he'll lean on your shoulder and/or hold your hand

• if you're shorter he'll rest his chin on your head or have an arm on your shoulder or hold your hand

• his excuse is that "you're warm" and he likes it when you relax into his touch

• cups your face sometimes to give you kisses and rests his chin on your shoulder afterwards

• i also think he has more than one love language lol

• pls compliment this boy

• it's gonna take a moment to process but he will melt and try to play it cool like "aww" despite his face burning up

• he doesn't rlly know how to react to compliments so he's gonna just smile and be giddy for the next few 30 mins or so

• if you're alone together he'll return the compliment and give you a quick kiss while he's at it

• play w his hair pls he finds it relaxing

• btw he probably wont be the first one to say "i love you" but when both of you are comfy with it he's gonna say it a lot

• but only during quiet moments aka when you're alone together (before sleeping, on walks, or when you're just left alone and the silence needs to be broken)

• he's gonna mumble it into your mouth while kissing you. fyi skl 🤭

• speaking of kissing you, if you're comfy with it and if you're in a position that makes it possible he's gonna signal you to come closer by squeezing your thighs. goodnight 

• he'd also ask you your opinion on things

• not like it would stop him from most bad decisions/pranks but sometimes he just wants to hear what you think

• or he just thinks out loud

• when he does that in public he whispers it to you/says it in a low voice while holding your hand and he gives you the sweetest smile for just responding

• or sometimes he says it loud like he's talking to himself lmao it depends

• oh and don't forget, you're still a demigod so when you get injuries he'll take care of you and bandage your wounds

• he'll offer to clean your weapon too

• and tie your shoelaces, and clean the monster dust off your clothes, and steal supplies

• he likes to spar with you when either of you are bored, sometimes he lets you win sometimes he's mean lol

• also he likes to show you off

• like at camp, when you two first got together everyone was whispering about it

• so when he heard a mention of you two he just turned around and held up his hand with your fingers laced together like "🤭"

• he's so proud that he bagged someone like you

• the younger kids spotted you two one time so later on when they asked him about it he was like "yeah i'm y/n's boyfriend" then he called your name and you blew him a kiss and the kids were all like "EWWW"

• haha i love kids they're so amusing. silly little guys

• wants you to be safe but also doesn't like to make you feel like you're made of glass

• so when you're fighting a monster he doesn't take it out for you, he leaves you to your business, still ready to help or back you up if you get hurt

• also i wouldn't say he's overprotective but he definitely gets jealous often

• he doesn't talk to you about it much but he sees if someone is acting too friendly with you

• he sulks about it and is quieter than usual when by your side

• or he acts different, even a bit snappy/unfriendly

• he might even leave something unpleasant with them before they leave (food in their pockets, rocks in their shoes, gum in their hair etc.) out of spite

• he'll be monologuing in his head until the person clearly backs off or you reassure him

• he'll never tell you but he's scared that you'll leave him one day for someone better

• i think that's something he'd be insecure abt since he's always been compared to travis and maybe luke his whole life

• anyway..

• btw he'll definitely let you borrow his clothes. some are a bit worn out but that makes them soft and it gives him the craziest butterflies when he sees you in them

• you might find a few interesting or maybe concerning things in his pockets but ur all good dw 😜

• if you're insecure about a part of your body being "too big" he's gonna say that "there's more space to kiss" so you feel better about it

• if you have glasses prepare to have them hidden by him

• if you have chubby cheeks he would have bitten them at least once by now. the impulsive thoughts won over

• speaking of impulsive thoughts he's gonna encourage yours because he's a menace. also so you two have something to laugh about later

• "i dare you to tip that over" "what if it spills" "ofc it will spill but what if it looks pretty" "oooh yeah maybe it will"

• he also likes to share earphones with you!! if you can. yk

• off topic but it does kinda baffle me that no one has made electronic devices that don't attract monsters, especially the hermes and hephaestus cabins. i mean, hermes made the goddamn internet and the hephaestus kids have a bronze dragon so whats stopping them...??

• you two definitely have a shared playlist

• he ends up humming your songs without realizing

• or even memorizing them

• if you own makeup he would ask if he could try to put it on you for fun. he does a pretty ok job and is really proud of it

• will tilt his head while telling you you're pretty

• if someone tries to hit on him he'll go "oh haha i'm not single though" and then proceeds to show you off like hell yeah this is who i'm dating she's the best and i love her a lot

ok i think that's all!! anyway thanks for reading, see you again in october when i update for the three year birthday of pj pants :D goodnight guys ilysm