Commentator: Welcome everybody to PWE! Tonight we are going to hear from the pup that attacked James and put him through a car window!
Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the Cruiserweight, Theo!

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Theo: *grabs microphone* I can't tell you all how disgusted I am looking at all of your faces!
*crowd boos*
Theo: You only boo cause you know it's true! Anyway, I'm out here to tell all of you that James said he would be at Wrestlemania, medically cleared or not, and he said he was coming for me! But I'm here to say this James, if you show your ass at Wrestlemania, then I will end your career! I will hurt you so bad, that you will never wrestle again!

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Commentator: I wonder why Eleanor is out here!
Eleanor: *grabs microphone* What is wrong with you?! Your just obsessed with James now! You keep attacking him, you keep threatening him! And by the way, when he shows up at Wrestlemania, he's going to kick your ass! And maybe your obsession with James will end!
Theo: My obsession with James?! My obsession with James?! You want to talk about obsession with James?! How about we talk about your obsession with James!
*crowd goes "OOOH"*
Theo: I mean after all, you're the one sleeping with him!
*crowd goes "OHHHHH"*
Theo: You know it's true! Everyone knows that there is a thing going on between you and James!
Commentator: Oh and Eleanor with a Ram Head to Theo, and that sends him out of the ring!

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Commentator: Eleanor just silenced Theo! Thanks for watching PWE! Goodnight everybody!