Commentator: Guys, I was just informed that there is a brawl going on in the parking lot!

Everest: Come on James! What did you do that I didn't to earn a shot at the Cruiserweight Championship?!
Commentator: Oh my god!! Everest is attacking James!
Everest: You're nothing but a cute loser!
Commentator: Oh no, Everest throws him into the entrance door! Now she continues to hammer down on James and security is trying to get her off of him but she pushes them off and now connects with a knee right on the muzzle!
Everest: *kisses James*
Commentator: Oh my god.
Everest: Like I said, you're nothing more than a cute loser! *walks away*
Commentator: What did Everest just do?
Security: James, are you okay?! Get some help!! Come on, we need some help over here!!

*show cuts to black*