Commentator: Welcome everybody to PWE! Tonight, someone returns, and that someone is Duke.
Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome, Duke!

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Commentator: We haven't seen Duke in a while but he is here tonight and let's hear what he has to say.
Duke: Hello everybody.
*crowd cheers*
Duke: You guys have probably been wondering where I have been and the answer is.. I was at home. At home, thinking of how I let myself down, how I let my family down, but most importantly, how I let you guys down.
*crowd boos*
Duke: But then after I was at home, I starts realizing things, that you people let me down! You let me down at Money In The Bank when I didn't win the United States Championship! You let me down in the Universal Championship tournament when I lost to Nishka! You people let me down and now I realized that I don't need any of you to help me! I don't care about any of you and I don't care if I have your respect or not, because the fact is, you people don't deserve me! And at Rivals, I will break a pup! *drops microphone*
Commentator: Did Duke just snap at the PWE Universe? And he said he'll break a pup at Rivals, what does that mean? Thanks for watching PWE! Goodnight everybody!