Well, yikes. It's been around seven and a half years since I first began this series and I'm just now getting around to editing it. Sorry.

*shrugs* Better late than never, right?

I've had a rough few years, fam, (but who hasn't, right?) so writing has kind of taken a backseat to other priorities. But I've never stopped working on any of my projects and I am looking forward to letting you guys read my newer and hopefully improved (but no promises your eyes won't bleed) stuff.

I've missed hearing from you guys, gals, and other spectacular human beings. And I appreciate you die hard fans who have stuck around forever. I see you re-reading and commenting. I love you all...so much. And in a weird way that would probably make you super uncomfortable. I tend to be clingy. LOL

But anyhoos, before I chase you all off with my awkward jokes, I owe so many people thanks for helping me with this story. The idea originated from Lana_sky 's At Death's Door contest and spiraled into nonsense from there. And the new edits never would have happened without ImogenaryThings and NicoletteAndrews. You ladies are the best writers I know and I am so very lucky to have met all of you on here.

For the new readers (if you've stuck around this long) just joining this insanity, welcome. I hope you get some laughs from this and don't take it too seriously. It's not meant to be a serious, life-changing novel.

Everyone feel free to let me know your opinions on the new stuff (and theories about how things will ultimately end). I always love hearing your thoughts. I'll be updating a few edited or new chapters a day hopefully.

Thanks for reading! Love you, peoples! ❤❤❤