Do you ever get that feeling your hormones are starting to kick in and your irrational teenage side is going to show up unintentionally? Yeah that's how I was feeling right about now. Usually I remained composed at all times but what was going on right now was not calming at all.

I remembered clearly how I ended up this way obviously because I'm dead. That realization you get when you figure out something big you didn't expect though was written all over my face. Of course over all the years I happened to be alive I figured the afterlife was simple. You either made it to heaven or hell or you just stayed in a pitch black room for the rest of eternity with nothing or no one inside with you. I was dead wrong though.

To say I wasn't too happy when I figured out my judgement day was coming sooner than I expected was an understatement. Not even a whole hour after my life ended (or so it felt like) I was already being put on trial. I didn't see the point though, obviously I would be damned to hell. Like are you just going to let an almost cannibal and pornographer on the loose in heaven? I think not. After arriving in the strange place that looked like a doctors office lounge I was told to sit in a chair and wait till someone came to pick me up. Luckily the lady that spoke to me wasn't some godawful looking demon of some sort. Just a normal woman with dark brown hair and a little too much makeup. Oh and the symbol that was burned into her wrist. Or should I say barcode?

Tick, tock

Tick, tock

     I glared at the clock on the wall like it was the devil himself. How long did they intend on me staying here? My question was soon answered when a taut man came out of what looked like a black hole and rushed over to me. If I still had a heartbeat it would definitely be beating loudly right now. To say he way tall would have been offensive, the man was huge! I wasn't very good with dealing with men who were older or larger than me, I preferred more petite men and women. Well, used to. At first he just stared at me which kinda freaked me out so I cleared my throat to get his attention. You could tell he was trying to hide a blush because his stance became tense immediately and he flipped through what looked like a folder incredibly fast.

"Victor Lane?" When he spoke my name I choked so hard trying to hold back a laugh. Who knew such a built man would have such a high voice that belonged to a boy going through puberty. Apparently he was used to it because he only sighed and repeated my name.

"Yes?" I asked timidly. Would he be judging me?

"Right, come with me."

     I followed behind the strange man back to the mysterious black hole and examined his body. Mentally, I was making measurements of his entire body (a skill I amazingly learned to do with my pornography) and nodded to myself when I decided he was quite attractive. A strong build and broad shoulders, tall but not too tall to the point I was intimidated when standing right beside him and brown hair he kept long but neatly placed in a bun. Strange. I was familiar with checking everyone around me out, a habit I needed to break. The thought of ever participating in my old hobbies again made me want to puke. That girl just had to go and ruin everything didn't she...

No, blaming her wasn't right. She just wanted to get laid while I wanted to experiment with her body. What I had done was wrong but it was meant to be the last experiment of my hobbies anyway. It was all leading up to that final day.  And now here I was, ironic much?

"You've got some serious issues kid. What the hell kind of things were you doing when still alive? Today just got worse for you and better for me. Better for me because Leon will finally be distracted with someone he'll find amusing and won't be up my ass and worse for you of course because... well you get the point." The man snickered as he somewhat talked to himself and me at the same time. Of course I had to put in my own opinion though.

"Being here doesn't phase me one bit no matter what punishment I'm faced with so don't get all cocky with me. And who's this Leon person, is he going to be judging me? And who are you?" My voice got louder with each sentence and I had to calm myself down before I started yelling. He stopped and looked at me with amusement which freaked me out more until he spoke.

"You say that now but just wait, Leon definitely isn't going to go easy on your case. Hell, you'll be lucky if you even have a chance at completing whatever deal he gives you. And yes, Leon will be the one to judge your case at trial. Also it's Elroy. Don't forget my name now princess~" Elroy winked as he said the last bit. My first thought was to punch him in the face for teasing me but I only managed a pout. Which was even worse because the large man was laughing at me instantly.

"Oh how cute, don't get your panties up in a wad now. Leon will take good care of you don't worry." This Leon guy must be something special if Elroy kept mentioning him.

     Back at the task at hand we finally stopped talking and Elroy pushed me through the portal, causing me to almost have a heart attack. Except my heart already stopped beating long before that. When I dared open my eyes back up I found myself standing in a giant lobby looking place. Everything screamed death, even the rugs that were laid out on the floor. (A/N: This doesn't actually mean that the room was screaming, it just means the appearance of the room gave off deathly vibes) Elroy showed up a second later and laughed at my expression. He sure did know how to piss you off and make fun of someone.

"Cat got your tongue? Now that's no good, what's to say one of our locals were to come around and see fresh meat just idling by with his mouth hanging wide open? Someone just might get the wrong idea and make use of that pretty little mouth now."

Instantly I shut my mouth and glared daggers at Elroy. Flirting with me isn't gonna get you anywhere near this body boy. My nose scrunched up in disgust and I huffed exasperatedly. I really just wanted to get this over with already. Elroy seemed to take the hint and motioned for me to follow him to another portal. How many of these things did these guys have? Back to what Elroy had said before, I turned and looked around the large lobby. It held ornate tables and chairs, bookshelves completely stocked with books and many other forms of entertainment around the room. But there was no one here?

"It's technically curfew right now, you'll get the schedule later, so no one is around. You just so happened to be the last case of the day."

"Oh..." I gave a distracted reply until yet again I was being shoved into a black abyss. Yeah, I'd never get used to that.

Afterwards, Elroy led me to a tall red door that had the number 4 engraved into it. He led me inside and told me to sit and wait until Leon came.

Minutes passed in silence and just when I was about to groan in impatience the door opened yet again. Leon was nothing like I expected because my mouth fell back open as my gaze was completely focused on him. Such a beautiful man exists?! Impossible! Never again Victor, never again shall you lust over any flesh.

"Welcome to Purgatory~"

I take it back.

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A/N: Hope you guys are liking the story so far, I'm really trying to put some effort into this one because I have this story all planned out and everything already

Updates will be frequent and I'm possibly thinking about releasing this on Radish? Idk yet (tell me your opinion?) ALSO, please if you haven't already go check out some of my other stories I would really appreciate it (they are ALL BxB or MxB)

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