Before Halloween: Meh

The week before Halloween: SKELETONS, ITS ALMOST HALLOWEEN. DO THE MONSTER MASH (oh memories)

On Halloween: I'M ACTUALLY HIGH ON CANDY THO

The day after Halloween: *buys all the candy on sale*

2 Days After Halloween: FUCK THANKSGIVING ITS CHRISTMAS TIME *throws turkey out window*

Yeah I'm bored and everything hurts so I stayed home

Also Fetus Brendonand Ryan because, Idk honestly