Other girls: Did you listen to the new Taylor Swift song

Me: Did you hear that new TØP song, wait......

Other Girls: *gets up, puts on clothes they had out the night before, takes an hour on hair and make-up,makes it to school on time*

Me: *gets up, puts hair up, gets jeans and random T-shirt, puts on hoodie,leaves and is almost late for class*

Other girls: My boyfriend just broke up with me!*gets over him in 2 weeks*

Me: *still crying over MCR break-up that happend in 2013*

Other girls: I love it when my boyfriend tells me he loves me 😍

Me:I love it when my microwave tells me my food is ready 😍