Me when I have math homework: How does one math *has Duck Song stuck in head*

Me when I have Spanish homework: Its a word search this'll be easy *looks up answer key*

Me when I have to read: It'll only be 20 minutes *listens to book instead of actually reading*

Me when I have to wake up: *alarm goes off* I'll get soon. *dismisses alarm and goes back to sleep until mom wakes up*

Me when the MOTHER FUCKING G NOTE COMES ON: *sobbing while painting nails pitch black and applying eyeliner*

Das it.
Don't eat grass