1. i did not steal this pen

2. i need pen I takes pen

So this random guy that we shall call Gabe sits across from me in my Spanish class. He had a random pen and he held it out to me from across the table (aka 4 desk put together to form a table). He started putting it twords me and then asked if I wanted it. I took it because...I needed another inking pen. Also it was gel.

I told my mom the story and she just went "Awwww, thats nice of him" and I was just there like, its just a pen, a very nice pen but its a pen...

Das it

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