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Hey! Okay, so this type of poem is called 'To Whom It May Concern'. Maybe somebody else came up with these first, but I got the idea today during class, so unless you comment and tell me about someone who already came up with this type of poem, I'm gonna think it's my invention, so woohoo! The basic idea here is to come up the the most random death and last request combination you can think of. I'm going to post 4 of these as examples, but you guys should try them--it's really fun!

When you find my body,

Please look for the other half

In the lion's stomach

And leave my mint bubblegum wrappers

Undisturbed