The Complete and Utter Truth That Breaks My Heart But I Haven't Told Anyone Yet:

I'm pretending to love the wrong one, but I'm too cowardly to go after the butterflies in my stomach.

The Sad and Sorry But Truthful Observation on Humanity That Kinda Makes You Want to Punch Us All In The Face:

No one noticed when they all exploded with secrets.

A Strange, Kinda Funny Thought That's So True It's Depressing:

When the end of the world comes, some idiot will be reapplying makeup.