What did the Pirate say when he turned 80? Aye matey.

What's the tallest building in your city? The library, because it has the most stories.

An England men, a French men, a Spaniard, and a German are all standing, watching a street performer juggle. He notices that the four gentle men have a very poor view so he stands on large wooden box and said "Can you see me now?"
"Yes"
"Oui"
"Si"
"Ja"