[This was supposed to post yesterday, my wattpad has betrayed me.]

I tried taking the shell of a snail to make it faster,
But it just ended up being more sluggish.

Dude: don't trust those trees, son.

Son: what,why? Why not?

Dude: They seem kinda shady

I have a fear of speed bumps, but im slowly getfing over it.

Is legit Gary**