[heeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyy there again]

Why can't a bike stand on its own?

because its too tired

Successful dieter might win the nobelly prize

Person A: Do you do a lot of sports? Which one do you do the most?

Person B: Actually yes,I usually surf the web.

___-_-_Not so photogenic whale returns_-_-___

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Not so Photogenic whale internally: just got sea sick,he doesn't know how and why,his headache keeps coming and going,right now its gone.

Uncle Fred comes nearby

Not so Photogenic whale internally:Oh,its back.