[Dunananaaaa..its almost chapter 15..guys its been 15 days since I made this book, that my friend or reader, is called commitment AKA love for puns and more LGBTQ+ puns.. I think I might make a book about that if you know, im not too lazy...AKA reading fics..]

Somebody called my shirt gay, I told them,"yeah, it came out of my closet this morning."

Person A: **says a LGBTQ+ joke**
Homphobe: oh your gay? *disappointed* [btw shutup]
Person A: oh your straight? *sips coffee* Like spaghetti?
Homophobe: Yeah, and why would you call me spaghetti?
Peraon A: oh, because y'know, spaghetti is straight until it gets hot *UH WINK WINK* OH LOOK AT THE TIME *LEAVES*

Host person: we're gonna go around the neighborhood and see what people think of this *holds up straightener* and this *other company straightener*
Person C: oh uhh this *other company straightener* one is pretty smooth
Host person: oh uhh *whispers to camera guy named jersey*
*4 minutes later*
Jersey: why are we going to the other city again?
Host person: shut up jersey and drive.
7 minutes later
Host person: so uh, what fo you think if our product versus *holds up other companies straightener*
Person B: straighteners aren't worth your money.
Host person: -m'am-
Person B: I've been using one like this companies striaghtener my whole life; And im still lesbian.
Host person muttering under his breath: Jersey how do you survive this?

AN LGBTQ+ PUN COMIC, ONG DID I ACHIEVE IMMORTALITY FOR FINDING THIS??