[Heeeeeeyyyyy,there probably would be a lot of these,im just gonna put at max 3 at a time]

If Hospitals had paths,

they'd be called psychopaths.

Where does a kangaroo go that can't hop?

The Hopspital

Nurse comes in a few minutes late: Sorry I was late

Person waiting in office: Its okay,im patient.

[I am eternally sorry if I broke you with the hospital puns. plus,her you have the return of not so photogenic whale]

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person with camera: WHOA A WHALE! MOM LOOK!

not so photogenic whale internally: if you don't move,nobody will notice.

Mom: GUYS LOOK A WHALE!

*a lot of people notice*

not so photogenic whale internally: darn it. uncle Fred curse you, you liar.

uncle Fred 5000 feet away: I feel hurt,and I don't know why.