Me : Water you guys doing here? I thought my puns were pretty crabby?Friend: i don't understand.Me: im shore u do

Friend : Shut the fuck up

Me : Oh whale, if I mast. I'll stop making puns now before we start swimming in the amount of puns. Whatever floats your boat...

Friend : These puns are a pain in the bass! I shrimply can't think of any more

Me : Bruh.... YOU JUST MAKE ONE !!! OMFG!! XDDD

Friend : N-no way. It's your fault !! YOU ARE SO F**KING DEAD

Me : * run away *