Call me fat

Well fed

Portly

Stout

Corpulent

Buxom

Full-blossomed

Overweight

Heavy

Solid

Stocky

Sturdy

Round

Robust

Rotund

Matronly

Plump

Chubby

Bulky

Tubby

Full-toned

Big-boned

Even obese

But  . . .

Please don't

Call me PUDGY or PODGY

Even if

It's true.

I hate the words.

I'll even

Promise you

I'll exercise

True!

Just for you!

Provided you don't

Call me PUDGY or PODGY.

                                   Revised November 25, 2018

                                   Revised March 15, 2019

                                   Revised November 12, 2023

                                   Revised  September 25, 2024