Nom Nom Come Home
Alright!! Time to spend all my time playing this damn game!!*turns on the TV with overwatch on it and starts to play*I AIN'T NO NOOB!! ALSO DON'T PLAY THE TRACK YET!!
Mister Nom Nom the alligator:*pokes Peter*
What Nom N-*gets killed*DAMN IT!! What do you want?
Nom Nom:*points to his empty food bowl before seeing Peter playing the game again*
*keeps playing*
Nom Nom:*hisses*
YEAH YEAH WHAT EVER!!*gets killed again*DAMN IT!! LOOK WHAT HAPPENED NOM NOM!!*respawns and starts playing*
Nom Nom:*sniffles and grabs a piece of paper and starts writing a letter in chicken scratch since he doesn't have thumbs*
Hey!!
Nom Nom:*looks at Peter*
I finally got a kill!!*Keeps playing*
Nom Nom:*sniffles before grabbing a suit case and a fedora and leaving through the door*
-Five hours later-
*finishes playing Overwatch*I'M DONE WITH THIS GAME!! NOM NOM COME AND HELP ME BEAT UP THE TV!! Nom Nom?*doesn't see Nom nom anywhere* Nom Nom,where are you? Is this a joke...*sees the note with chicken scratch on it*
Note:Dear Peter,I ran away because you didn't pay attention to me and played that game. Thank you for all the yummy people and a house to sleep in and it seems that game is way more important than me. -Sign Mister Nom Nom or what ever my new owner will call me
*has tears rolling down his cheeks*OH NOM NOM!!! I'M GONNA MAKE YOU COME HOME THE ONLY WAY I KNOW HOW!! BY SIGNING!!*grabs a microphone* START THE TRACK NOW BOYS AND GIRLS!!
Nom Nom, now I know I was wrong
I messed up, and now you're gone
Nom Nom, I'm sorry I neglected you
Oh, I never expected you to run away and leave me
Feeling this empty
Your hiss right now would sound like music to me
Please come home, 'cause I miss you, Nom Nom
(Nom Nom come home...)
Nom Nom come home
(Nom Nom come home...)
Nom Nom, can't you see I was blind
I'll do anything to change your mind
More than a pet, you're my best friend
Too cool to forget, come back
'Cause we are family
And forgive me for making you wanna roam
And now my heart is beating like the saddest metronome
Somewhere I hope you're reading my latest three-word
poem: Nom Nom come home
(Nom Nom come home...)
Nom Nom come home
(Nom Nom come home...)
Nom Nom come home
(Nom Nom come home...)
Nom Nom come home
(Nom Nom come home)
Ahh...
Nom Nom, come home
Nom Nom, come home
Nom Nom, won't you come home
Please, won't you come home
I hope it worked..*picks up a picture of him and a baby Nom Nom**sniffles*OH NOM NOM!! WHY DID I IGNORE YOU!! WHY!!*hears a hiss and sees Mister Nom Nom rub his leg*Nom Nom I'm trying to be upset....NOM NOM!!*hugs Nom Nom
Nom Nom:*purrs*
OH NOM NOM I PROMISE TO NEVER IGNORE YOU AGAIN!! NOW LETS GET YOU FOOD!!
Nom Nom:*hisses*
Oh you ate the neighbor's dog? Well that's a good boy!! Now come on let's go break a TV
Nom Nom: :3
-Bonding With Nom Nom
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