-10 years ago-

5 Year Old Peter:*rolling around in the grass*WIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!GGGGGRRRRRRRRAAAAAAASSSSSS!!!*hits a tree*OW SON OF A BITCH!! THAT HURT MORE THAN GETTING SHOT!!*sees an egg laying in the grass* Oooo a chicken egg*picks it up* I wonder what a chicken egg is doing all the way here?*hears the egg crack*OH GOD!! I'M HAVING A BABY!!!

Egg:*breaks open as a baby alligator comes out*

I'M MOTHER NOW!! OH GOD!! I DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS!! WHAT DO I DO!?!!

Baby Alligator:*hisses a bit*

What you call me!? I recommend you take that back!!!

Baby Alligator:*hisses again*

Okay little boot! You insulted me!! I like that!!*hugs the baby alligator*I'm taking you home! I'm gonna call you Arnold!

Baby Alligator:*hisses*

Okay...how about Greg?

Baby Alligator:*hisses again*

Fine! How about Mister Nom Nom!

Baby Alligator:*nods*

Yay!!! Let's go home Nom Nom

-Now-

*causally walking Nom Nom in the dog park as people and dogs run away* Here we are Nom Nom

Nom Nom:*hisses*

Yes,you can chase the people Nom Nom*takes Nom Nom off his leash*

Nom Nom:*runs after the people*

They grow up so fast

-Bonding With My Alligator