A day in the life of Peter Wilson includes:

Him always breaking into a school and vandalising it

Breaking into the alligator pit in the zoo to steal his pet alligator that he calls Mister Nom Nom.

Always stabbing someone who doesn't like him

Breaking into strip clubs

Having arguments with the voices in his head

Him stalking his prison husband Fernando

Him stalking the web warriors

Admitting that he may or may not be in love with himself

Constantly breaking the fourth wall and causing havoc

Destroying buildings and children's innocence

Crushing dreams

Him always trying to be like his siblings and prank them

Constantly asking girls out and getting rejected

And cuddling with his stuffed grizzly bear he named William.

NOW TIME TO LEAVE!!*wearing a bikini*HAS ANYONE SEEN MY SUPER SUIT!?

-Causing Havoc