"...HOLY SHIT! Damn it Greg! What the fuck are you doing here?"

"Oh god. Sorry. I came here to make sure you were okay. You weren't in school."

"God, Greg. I was sick. What, do you think that just because I'm not in school I'm going to die?"

"..."

"Greg?"

"..Want to here a joke?"

"No, I really don-"

"What do you call a person who constantly acts like a jerk for no reason?"

"Wait-"

"Gemma Watson."

"...Wow. Low blow. Greg where are you going?"

"..."

"Greg!"

"..."

"Damn it. Why can't I ever be sick in peace?"