I normally dislike script format writing, but when I'm actually writing something that is intended to be acted out it's alright. Enjoy my first draft of a parody of baking shows!

Host: Alright, bakers! Your time is up! It's time to show the judges what you made. You were tasked with making a cake that has something inside.

Bill: Why are you reminding us again? We've already finished.

Host: It's for the audience. Anyway, let's start out with Eva! What did you bake for us today.

Eva: I baked an electrical box. *motions to the cake. It is teal and has the danger signs painted on with fondant. Eva opens it* It's full of bees. I know you said to bake something nice, buuuuut...

Host: Why would you ever make something like this?

Judge 1: It actually tastes like bees!

Eva: It is bees.

Judge 3: Well, I think the honey flavoring in the cake itself complements the bees nicely.

Judge 2: To be honest, it stinks.

Host: Moving on. Lucie, what did you make for the judges today?

Lucie: *incomprehensible sentences. Rips her cake in half to reveal small candies that are supposed to represent people but actually look like fingers*

Judge 3: *takes one bite. Pulls out a gallon of milk from under the judge's table and drinks the whole thing* It's a little bit dry, but otherwise it's pretty good!

Judge 1: You should work on a design that doesn't require you to ruin your cake to show us.

Judge 2: It was the worst thing I've ever eaten.

Lucie: *possibly a thank you*

Host: Ok, Bill, you're next.

Bill: Let's get crack-a-lackin'! I made a cake that looks like a cake that has a cake inside.

Host: What?

Judge 1: You heard the man, Justin. It's a cake that looks like a cake that has a cake inside! I feel you, bro.

Judge 3: I love it!

Judge 2: What is wrong with you two? It stinks.

Host: ... Alright, then. Last contestant, you're up.

Jeramy: Sup, I made a CROISSANT cake with SKELETON inside. I did this to bring awareness to people who drop their croissants and are very sad after.

Host: Oh. Judges?

Judge 3: *actually crying* It's... it's so meaningful... I can't even! *attempts to run off the panel but is stoped by the guards*

Judge 1: Wow, this is deep.

Judge 2: It's literally a plastic skeleton shoved into a croissant. It stinks.

Host: That wraps up this round! Bakers, exit the stage while the judges make their decision. We'll be right back after the break!

Bill: Can I take it with me?

Host: What?

Bill: Can I take my cake with me to eat?

Host: No.