Desti carefully snuck up behind her inkling friend and saw this to be now, or never.

Desti: Come on Desti..do it, kill her, and you and Y/N will be together for all eternity, it is what you wished for, right?

She takes a deep breath and closes her eyes, and just like that, it all happened in a heartbeat..

Meggy: DESTI?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Desti: Sorry about this, but I can't have you interfering with my Y/N..

Meggy: W-what?..no..wait! Please-

She pushed her over the ledge, leaving Meggy plummeting to her death.

Desti: Nighty night..Y/N is all mine..

She giggled like a maniac before disappearing into the shadows.

-Meanwhile-

Y/N: Hey guys?

Saiko: Yeah?

SMG4: What's up?

Y/N: Do you think Bowser's castle has a pool?

Beta: Now that you say that, I don't think I've ever seen a pool there.

Bowser: I do, it's just never seen by anyone.

Tari: Maybe we could go by there sometime.

Bowser: You'd all be invited if Junior wasn't pissing in it all the time..

Beta: That's nasty.

Desti then came back from the basement.

Y/N: Oh, hey Desti!

Desti: H-hey Y/N..

Y/N: Did Meggy get home safely?

Desti: She sure did..I made sure of it.

Y/N: Good, good.

Desti: So, what are we planning for tonight?

Y/N: Skully volunteered to cook us dinner.

Desti: Really? What's for dinner?

Y/N: Spam and fried eggs.

Desti: Sounds delicious.

Saiko: Shouldn't we invite Meggy too?

Desti grew concerned, if she finds out Meggy is dead. That means her plan is foiled.

Y/N: She's probably asleep, don't wanna disturb her.

Desti sighed.

Desti: Yeah, definitely wouldn't wanna disturb her.

Skully: Hey! Dinners ready, and it's quite hot!

Y/N: Great! Let's go eat.

The gang sit down and eat, everyone eats with caution, well, minus Bob. He ate his whole and that really did it. His eyes pop out and steam blows all over his face.

Bob: ThIs sHiT iS hOt!!!!

Skully: I warned you.

Y/N disapproved and shook his head.

Y/N: I'm surrounded by idiots..

Mario: Hey!

Bowser: That's not very nice.

Y/N: No offense.

Bob: NoNe TaKeN, jErK.

Desti didn't like that.

Mario: It's not spaghetti, but Mario approves!

Skully: I'm glad you enjoyed it Mario.

You yawn, it's been a long day and decide to head to bed to help Meggy train tomorrow.

Desti: Are you okay honey?

Everyone slowly panned over to Desti, she the. Realizes what she said.

Desti: I was talking about the honey jar, it almost fell.

They then all look over to see that the honey jar was indeed about to fall off the counter top.

Beta: What do you know, she's right.

Y/N: I'm gonna go hit the hay..good night, thanks for the meal Skully.

Skully: Of course, you have yourself a nice slumber.

Everyone else says goodnight and decided to head to bed.

———

Y/N was asleep, he was alone in his bed, that is until he was being watched again.

Desti:...........

(Stop being a creep Desti, it's creepy.)