-Joker POV

It was morning and I had took Harley home last night. I'm supposed to meet her at 6:30. It's 5:00 right now. I jumped out of bed. It is still dark outside, and raining. It's going to rain all day. It gets so dark when it rains here. I put a pair of jeans on and a pair of shoes. I took a shower last night. So did Harley. But not together.

I went into the bathroom and washed my face and did what I wanted to my face with makeup. I brushed my teeth and put gel in my hair. I went shirtless so yeah. Today I'm going to make her crazy. I grabbed the tazers and one of my belts, I also got straps and a light. I put it in a back pack. I grabbed a my keys and ran out of my apartment.

I finally arrived at her office. I opened the door and went to the lady at the desk. "I'm here for Miss Harley Quinn. I'm Mr J." I said carless to talk to her. "Oh you must be really crazy Mr J. Your seeing the top rank physiatrist." She said. She made me mad. I grabbed her collar and pulled her close. "Yeah I'm psycho!" I said. "Mr J!!!" Harley called. I dropped the lady. Harley came storming at me. Her black heels clicking loudly on the floor. Everyone was staring. She grabbed my collar. And pulled me down the hall. She opened her door and laid me down on the couch. There are only 4 pieces of furniture. 2 chairs, 1 table, and 1 couch. I took off my backpack and put it on the floor next to me. "What were you thinking! I could have got fired! I understand your a 'bad guy' but not here!" She yelled at me. I just laughed. "What's funny?!" She yelled. "I'm sorry precious. As you know I'm crazy and all. But she was judging me. She said I was really crazy for seeing you." I said. "Ok whatever" she said. She is so hot when she is mad. I think I'm gonna turn her crazy now. Yes I am.

"Miss Harley can you come here" I said. She walked over to me. "Come closer." I said. She came close to my face. "Do you want to be with me? Do ya want to be like me? Then I'm gonna change you." I whispered in her ear. I grabbed the belt from my backpack and put it in her mouth and tied it around her mouth. I pulled out a pair of handcuffs and the straps. I laid her down on the table and strapped her to the table. I also got the tazers and the light. I plugged in the light. "Soon Baby, very very soon." I said. "I'm not gonna kill ya, but I'm gonna hurt ya, very very BAD!!!" I said. I got the tazers and tazed her.