Brainstorm here.
I'm here to help prowl out a bit.

I was wondering if you guys could give him some dares. Something that will keep him off duty and keeps the sparkling safe!

Which by the way is already here!

But he won't let me show you guys yet.

Anyway. He's been taking the sparkling everywhere and he's pretty upset that he has no name for his sparkling. Taking the sparkling everywhere means he takes her on missions.

I thought some dares might help him keep the sparkling out of danger

And yes I has volunteered to baby sit but he always says no...

So dares?