Canada: Alright Kiddos-

Quebec: Don't call me that ever again or I will slit your throat you dirty Englishman

Manitoba: Great start Quebec

Quebec: Nobody asked you Manitoba

Canada: Anyways so- 👏. I need you all to answer honestly of how you think of well.. me :).

Quebec: Stupid,Jerk, should go jump off a bridge

Ontario: Nice and Compassionate

Manitoba: Fine

Saskatchewan: Caring about your stupidity isn't my job- I already deal with Alberta

Alberta: HEY! TAKE THAT BACK YOU STUPID FLOWER HEAD

Saskatchewan: MAKE ME YOU COWBOY WANNABE

Canada: Children settle down I only brought you here for 2 minutes and you guys are already fighting! Now Alby it's your turn.

Alberta: Al' not Alby! Same as Sask. I already have her lazy butt to take care of.

Saskatchewan: I'm sorry, were you just farming in the blazing sun?

Alberta: Shut up, you don't even have a hockey team.

Saskatchewan: Saskatoon is big enough for one!

B.C: Whaaaaat are we talking about again? Yoooou? Uh your... fine.. yeah that's the word.

Yukon: C'mon we're you even paying attention?

Ontario: Sorry girl, if you didn't read the sign this is province only!

Yukon: Oh c'monnn, You all suck

Canada: What about you Marintines?

Nova: Ok

Newfoundland and Labrador: Ok

New Brunswick: Alright

PEI: I think-

All other provinces: NOBODY ASKED YOU PRINCY!

PEI: You all are the worst

Canada: And I wonder why I still host these meetings

(Meanwhile in DC)

D.C: C'mon guys, it's just a few questions

Cali: I DONT CARE ABOUT THAT UNTIL TEXAS TAKES THAT BACK

Texas: YOU CANT TAKE BACK A FACT SOFTIE

Cali: IM GOING TO BEAT YOU INTO THE GROUND CALGARY STAMPEDE WANNABE

Texas: *Gasp*

Florida: Heh- Imma go start a fire

D.C: DONT DO THAT

Florida: Whaaaaaat C'mon... why does Canada get more privileges than me!

New York: You can go die, and you can go die and you and definitely you.

Louisiana: You guys up for UNO?

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Canada: So tell me US, are your children as chaotic as mine?

US: *Meeting flashbacks intensify* Uhhhhhhhh how chaotic is fire starting

Canada: And you wonder why I don't come to any of your state meetings