🇨🇦: ALRIGHT I CALLED THIS MEETING FOR ONE REASON- AND THAT REASON ONLY!

ON: We're all doomed aren't we?

QU: Don't look at me- it's that oil addict's fault we're in this mess

AB: HEY! Don't look at me French fry! It's Labrador's fault for being as accurate as google translate!

LA: Don't blame me! Manitoba brought the button.

MA: Oh I'm sorry- but it's not my fault it was on my desk!

🇨🇦: SHUT UP!

The provinces stopped squabbling as their father continued to prepare their funerals.

🇨🇦: You all have gotten out of hand as of recently!

YU: And what prof do you have?

🇨🇦:List or graph? I also have chart form if you'd prefer.

NT: ... *whispers to Yukon* We're dead meat. He's gotten to the passive aggressive state.

🇨🇦: ahem, robbery of a world superpower, drinking in front of a minor, critically assaulting a state, putting a horse in Texas's bathroom, having a hockey duel without me, throwing Louisiana into a pit of sharpened hockey sticks, and last but not least turning into separate countries and basically ruining UN for a day- and ending my game of UNO early.

NB: Nova Scotia what the hell did you do?

NS: hung out with Florida for a bit.

PEI: C'mon- at least we didn't light anything on fire- NO ALBERTA WHYY!

AB: You said that and didn't expect me to light something on fire.

🇨🇦: Can't you see what I mean your all out of hand! Your acting like wild animals who have access to beer!

NL: Wearenwilddanimalds? newstome.

🇨🇦:I have come to the conclusion- you all need more discipline and respect! So you're all going to have to move back into-

SK: Pleasedontsayitpleasedontsayitpleasedontsayit.

🇨🇦: The great house of provinces and territories! Also known as-

QU: When Canada gets overly angry at us.

🇨🇦: Oh and you each have to share a room with a state.

All: WHAT!

AB: C'mon! Really! The states but-

🇨🇦: No buts. Until you all can stop misbehaving like this- you'll be stuck like this. Now go pack your bags- I expect you to be there by- the end of the day.

ON: We're all doomed

NS: Oh absolutely doomed