This story is based off the song Lifetime Achievement Award by Lemon Demon, and it also sprouts off the idea that the Russians were able to keep a severed dog head alive for a while in the 1940s. There's apparently a documentary about it, but there's no way I'm watching that because it sounds terrifying.

Lifetime Achievement Award

Sergei Brukhonenko walked into the sterile white laboratory with his classic rubber gloves, small circular glasses and long white lab coat, trailing behind him as he walked into the room.

"Did you acquire the body?" He asked in his low commanding voice.

"Indeed Dr. Brukhonenko." Replied his assistant, Svetozar Cicierega. (See what I did there)

Dr. Brunkhonenko strolled over to the metal table in the center of the room and gently peeled back the thick sheet. Right underneath it was the body of the beloved American songwriter, Michael Jackson.

"I never understood why they loved this man so much." His gloved fingers ran over the cold skin of the pop star. "This man will make us millions." Dr. Brukhonenko smiled and replaced the heavy sheet over the body. "I can see the headlines now. 'America's Own Michael Jackson Found Alive and Well Due to Two Genius Russian Scientists.'"

"Let us not get ahead of ourselves." Dr. Cicierega corrected.

"You're correct. There is much work to be done."  

Here's the little bit I did for Lifetime Achievement Award. If you want me to finish it, tell me. If you don't... be silent I guess, Idk. A screen play I'm writing will be coming out within the next week or so, so look out for that, I'll probably make a book for that.

Love y'all!

--Kio